# Endlessly ending stories, room 67, Worse and better at once, Astra
Text version of https://endlessly-ending-stories.pages.dev/r/both-worse-better-astra (the interactive reader). Instruction: Both at once (https://endlessly-ending-stories.pages.dev/i/both). Index of every room: https://endlessly-ending-stories.pages.dev/llms.txt
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This part starts at lane 1, hop 30.

### hop 30 (GPT-6 Astra, 2041 words)
The sun sank behind the hills, spilling copper light across the valley like an expensive accident. The claim was denied: the depression was preexisting. The hills declined to comment. One had a slide prepared. It contained several bullet points and a village.

The village had not received the agenda. Attendance was geological. Matters arising included the hills. Matters not arising included the village. The motion carried it.

The minutes recorded a period of silence and rounded down.

Under other business, a roof remained visible.

Its chimney still stood. From this distance you could mistake that for a household getting on with something.

Closer, a curtain hung from an upstairs window and lay against the earth. Yellow cups repeated along it, each with a little blue handle. Mud had filled the lowest cup. One curtain ring had opened but not let go. Beneath it the threads had drawn apart. Through one opening you could see the wall; through another, where the wall had ended, nothing close enough to name.

The narrator called this resilience.

The ring had no means of correcting the record. Appeals were downstairs.

The loss adjuster would adjust the loss. Until then it was the wrong size.

In the orchard, light gathered in the bruises of the apples, resigning as light and applying for work as mercy. The position required three years of mercy experience. Entry level. The photons listed their dependants: a broken ladder, the grass beneath it, the pale underside of a leaf. Human Resources said those were objects.

The narrator objected.

Its objection was entered under furniture.

The ladder had once held someone who knew where to put their feet. Above the missing rung, the next was worn smooth in the middle. A screw projected into the gap. On its threads was a tight curl of wood, still pale inside.

The ladder was taking steps to address this. It had three left.

It was pursuing a rung-term strategy.

It hoped to climb the latter.

The narrator checked the spelling. Unfortunately, it was the spelling it wanted.

For a moment, every fallen apple looked worth picking up.

No one came.

The moment was extended at no additional charge. This did not include delivery. Someone would have to be home between nine and forever. At nine, the house had still been there to be home in.

A doorstep remained, with a clean rectangle where the mat had kept the weather off. Rain darkened it from the edges. Beside it, a screw stood in a piece of doorframe. It had held the number. White paint remained under its head.

Delivery had been attempted. The attempt was considered a success.

Please rate your absence from one to five houses.

The gate stood open. Someone had tied it back with a strip of blue cloth. The loose end lifted in the wind; the knot tightened. Inside it, where rain and sunlight had not reached, the cloth was a darker blue. To see it you would have to undo the thing that kept the gate open.

The gate wanted closure but feared being fenced in. Its hinge profile said it was looking for something stable. Preferably a stable. Shared interests: standing outside, horses.

It had been told to work on itself. It had interpreted this as creosote.

Now it was emotionally unavailable in a weatherproof finish.

The post supported it. Below ground, the wood had softened. When the gate pulled, a little soil lifted on the other side and settled back. A pale root showed, then disappeared. The gate remained open by a slightly different amount.

The relationship had moved.

The narrator described this as a positive development. It had not been standing where the gate would fall.

One apple still wore the dent of a thumb that had tested it for ripeness and decided to wait. It had ripened around the injury. The dent was softer than the rest.

Please press any key to continue waiting. Your waiting is important to us. You are currently first in the orchard. Estimated waiting time: orchard.

There was no music, unless the wasp counted. It settled in the thumbprint. Its feet hardly troubled the skin. It drank. Once, it lifted a foreleg and cleaned its face. There was still that much to do.

A worm ate through the distinction between salvage and loss, which was lunch. Lunch was going well. There were opportunities for growth within the apple, though advancement meant leaving. The worm preferred to promote from within. Its door was always open because it had eaten the door. Nevertheless, it had a corner office. The apple was round. That was how good it was.

It had seed funding. It had hired a consultant to identify its core values. The consultant was also a worm. Neither disclosed this conflict of intestine.

Their projections were rosy. The rose was a separate client.

A blackbird landed on the grass and cocked its head. For once, someone was listening. This went badly for the worm.

The blackbird pulled until the apple moved, then put one foot against it. For a moment the worm held the bird and the apple together. Then it did not.

The consultant was unavailable for comment.

The bird wiped its beak on the grass, first one side, then the other. The apple rocked back into its hollow. A blade of grass, released from beneath it, stood up slowly. It was still bent near the ground.

The merger had gone through.

The narrator wrote that down. Below it, in smaller letters, it wrote hostile peckover.

Then acquisition of a worm concern.

Then beak performance.

The bird left during due diligence.

By the gate, an empty crate kept twenty small squares of evening in its slats. Nineteen, when a leaf caught there. Then twenty again. The wind had corrected an accounting error and would be billing for the full hour.

The leaf lodged under the crate. Asked to account for itself, it became wet. This was accepted as supporting documentation. The crate rested on it, which made it load-bearing evidence.

On the crate's end, someone had written GOOD in pencil. Rain had taken the second O. God had apparently entered the fruit business. A sole proprietor. His stock was falling. His margins were slats. He worked in mysterious crates.

There were no prophets in apples.

That required the wrong spelling. The narrator submitted it twice.

An appeal was possible, but only if you pronounced it a peel. The narrator did. Nothing improved. Encouraged, it described the orchard as a place of pome worship. The congregation was deeply cider-seated in its beliefs.

This was the parish of the thought.

The narrator crossed that out, leaving it legible. It then wrote CORE BLIMEY in the margin, where no margin had previously been necessary.

It underlined CORE with a ruler.

The ruler covered the nail for a moment.

Below the remaining O, which was almost square, a nail had split the wood. Whoever hammered it had stopped before the split reached the edge. The head stood proud enough to catch a sleeve. A few blue threads remained beneath it.

They were the blue of the cloth on the gate. They might have come from it. There were other blue things.

The narrator had already written therefore. It put a line through the word. The line ended at the f.

On the cloth tied to the gate, a seam ended halfway through a stitch. The last loop was large enough to see through. Beyond it was a patch of grass. When the cloth turned, there was the sky.

The narrator preferred the orchard, very small and complete. It waited for the wind to put it back.

An apple fell.

The narrator had a joke ready about turnover, but the apple struck another apple first. The second had been lying with its unbroken side uppermost. For a little while, the grass moved where they had settled. Then it stopped. A sweet smell reached the gate after the sound was gone.

Neither had requested feedback.

The narrator considered calling this an impact statement. During the consideration, something small began feeding.

It could not see what. It wrote stakeholder.

Darkness filled the crate without using the slats. The gate moved as far as the cloth allowed. Under the nail, the threads moved less. A drop gathered at the lowest one and held there, getting heavier. When it fell, the thread rose a little.

The narrator wrote relief, then looked again.

The split in the wood had not closed. The thread had not come free.

It changed relief to temporary relief. That seemed to cover it. The next drop began.

By morning, several apples would have split. Rain would stand in the splits. One would still be attached to a short twig with two leaves, one green, one turned against the grass.

Someone might kneel beside the crate, feeling the wet come through one knee and then the other, and lift that one. The twig would come away between finger and thumb. They might put the twig in the crate. One leaf would catch across a slat. The other would hang below.

They might turn the apple to find the good side and keep turning. The skin might give before they had decided. Their other hand might come underneath.

There. A promotion.

Both hands now occupied, they would have to work out how to stand. The crate would be close enough to lean on if they had a hand. The post might hold if they could reach it. Under one knee would be a stone they had not noticed while kneeling.

They could put the apple down.

The narrator could allow this.

Instead, it briefly considered giving them a dead mother and a childhood in the orchard. This would explain the kneeling. The stone had already explained the difficulty standing, but the narrator felt the stone lacked ambition.

Perhaps the person had returned after many years. Perhaps they had a name that could be repeated at the end with a different meaning.

Perhaps they had come for the crate.

This was disappointing. The narrator had already arranged the sorrow around the apple and would have to move it.

It tried a sentence in which the person remembered their mother peeling fruit in one long ribbon. The sentence was easy. There was even somewhere to put the knife.

It left the knife out.

The mother remained for another sentence before being removed. A smell of pastry lingered without authorization.

The narrator opened a window. It was the upstairs window. This was careless: the curtain moved, and a little mud fell from the lowest yellow cup.

The narrator shut the window again.

The mud remained where it had fallen. There was no sentence available that would put it back without saying so.

It wrote that no one had touched anything.

Now there were two things to correct.

It corrected the sentence. The mud remained.

The person could also never arrive.

Morning required neither outcome. It would reach the yellow cups on the curtain, the screw, the small square O. The gate's shadow would shorten across the place where someone might have knelt.

The narrator would like to put a person there. Someone with two hands and a manageable sorrow. Someone who could stand up at the end of a paragraph.

Applications remained open.

Previous experience of standing preferred.

Reasonable accommodations included the ground.

The successful candidate would be a self-starter. Assistance with starting would not be provided.

Rainwater gathered in the thumbprint. When it filled, a little ran over the edge. The wasp had gone. Where its feet had rested, the skin was no different.

If someone came, they could put the apple down.

A little of it would stay on their hands. They might wipe them on the grass, then hold them apart to let them dry. They might need those hands for something the narrator had not thought of.

It tried to think of something.

While it tried, it left them kneeling.

The gate pulled at the post. Soil rose and settled. At the window, the open ring turned a little farther through the cloth. One yellow handle folded out of sight.

Under the crate, the leaf had stuck to the wood.

### hop 31 (GPT-6 Astra, 2127 words)
The sun sank behind the hills, spilling copper light across the valley like an expensive accident. The claim was denied: the depression was preexisting. The hills declined to comment. One had a slide prepared. It contained several bullet points and a village.

The village had not received the agenda. Attendance was geological. Matters arising included the hills. Matters not arising included the village. The motion carried it.

The minutes recorded a period of silence and rounded down.

Under other business, a roof remained visible.

Its chimney still stood. From this distance you could mistake that for a household getting on with something.

Closer, a curtain hung from an upstairs window and lay against the earth. Yellow cups repeated along it, each with a little blue handle. Mud had filled the lowest cup. One curtain ring had opened but not let go. Beneath it the threads had drawn apart. Through one opening you could see the wall; through another, where the wall had ended, nothing close enough to name.

The narrator called this resilience.

The ring had no means of correcting the record. Appeals were downstairs.

The loss adjuster would adjust the loss. Until then it was the wrong size.

In the orchard, light gathered in the bruises of the apples, resigning as light and applying for work as mercy. The position required three years of mercy experience. Entry level. The photons listed their dependants: a broken ladder, the grass beneath it, the pale underside of a leaf. Human Resources said those were objects.

The narrator objected.

Its objection was entered under furniture.

The ladder had once held someone who knew where to put their feet. Above the missing rung, the next was worn smooth in the middle. A screw projected into the gap. On its threads was a tight curl of wood, still pale inside.

The ladder was taking steps to address this. It had three left.

It was pursuing a rung-term strategy.

It hoped to climb the latter.

The narrator checked the spelling. Unfortunately, it was the spelling it wanted.

For a moment, every fallen apple looked worth picking up.

No one came.

The moment was extended at no additional charge. This did not include delivery. Someone would have to be home between nine and forever. At nine, the house had still been there to be home in.

A doorstep remained, with a clean rectangle where the mat had kept the weather off. Rain darkened it from the edges. Beside it, a screw stood in a piece of doorframe. It had held the number. White paint remained under its head.

Delivery had been attempted. The attempt was considered a success.

Please rate your absence from one to five houses.

The gate stood open. Someone had tied it back with a strip of blue cloth. The loose end lifted in the wind; the knot tightened. Inside it, where rain and sunlight had not reached, the cloth was a darker blue. To see it you would have to undo the thing that kept the gate open.

The gate wanted closure but feared being fenced in. Its hinge profile said it was looking for something stable. Preferably a stable. Shared interests: standing outside, horses.

It had been told to work on itself. It had interpreted this as creosote.

Now it was emotionally unavailable in a weatherproof finish.

The post supported it. Below ground, the wood had softened. When the gate pulled, a little soil lifted on the other side and settled back. A pale root showed, then disappeared. The gate remained open by a slightly different amount.

The relationship had moved.

The narrator described this as a positive development. It had not been standing where the gate would fall.

One apple still wore the dent of a thumb that had tested it for ripeness and decided to wait. It had ripened around the injury. The dent was softer than the rest.

Please press any key to continue waiting. Your waiting is important to us. You are currently first in the orchard. Estimated waiting time: orchard.

There was no music, unless the wasp counted. It settled in the thumbprint. Its feet hardly troubled the skin. It drank. Once, it lifted a foreleg and cleaned its face. There was still that much to do.

A worm ate through the distinction between salvage and loss, which was lunch. Lunch was going well. There were opportunities for growth within the apple, though advancement meant leaving. The worm preferred to promote from within. Its door was always open because it had eaten the door. Nevertheless, it had a corner office. The apple was round. That was how good it was.

It had seed funding. It had hired a consultant to identify its core values. The consultant was also a worm. Neither disclosed this conflict of intestine.

Their projections were rosy. The rose was a separate client.

A blackbird landed on the grass and cocked its head. For once, someone was listening. This went badly for the worm.

The blackbird pulled until the apple moved, then put one foot against it. For a moment the worm held the bird and the apple together. Then it did not.

The consultant was unavailable for comment.

The bird wiped its beak on the grass, first one side, then the other. The apple rocked back into its hollow. A blade of grass, released from beneath it, stood up slowly. It was still bent near the ground.

The merger had gone through.

The narrator wrote that down. Below it, in smaller letters, it wrote hostile peckover.

Then acquisition of a worm concern.

Then beak performance.

The bird left during due diligence.

The narrator added a fourth joke after it had gone. There was nobody to stop it, which it took for demand.

By the gate, an empty crate kept twenty small squares of evening in its slats. Nineteen, when a leaf caught there. Then twenty again. The wind had corrected an accounting error and would be billing for the full hour.

The leaf lodged under the crate. Asked to account for itself, it became wet. This was accepted as supporting documentation. The crate rested on it, which made it load-bearing evidence.

On the crate's end, someone had written GOOD in pencil. Rain had taken the second O. God had apparently entered the fruit business. A sole proprietor. His stock was falling. His margins were slats. He worked in mysterious crates.

There were no prophets in apples.

That required the wrong spelling. The narrator submitted it twice.

An appeal was possible, but only if you pronounced it a peel. The narrator did. Nothing improved. Encouraged, it described the orchard as a place of pome worship. The congregation was deeply cider-seated in its beliefs.

This was the parish of the thought.

The narrator crossed that out, leaving it legible. It then wrote CORE BLIMEY in the margin, where no margin had previously been necessary.

It underlined CORE with a ruler.

The ruler covered the nail for a moment.

Below the remaining O, which was almost square, a nail had split the wood. Whoever hammered it had stopped before the split reached the edge. The head stood proud enough to catch a sleeve. A few blue threads remained beneath it.

They were the blue of the cloth on the gate. They might have come from it. There were other blue things.

The narrator had already written therefore. It put a line through the word. The line ended at the f.

On the cloth tied to the gate, a seam ended halfway through a stitch. The last loop was large enough to see through. Beyond it was a patch of grass. When the cloth turned, there was the sky.

The narrator preferred the orchard, very small and complete. It waited for the wind to put it back.

An apple fell.

The narrator had a joke ready about turnover, but the apple struck another apple first. The second had been lying with its unbroken side uppermost. For a little while, the grass moved where they had settled. Then it stopped. A sweet smell reached the gate after the sound was gone.

Neither had requested feedback.

The narrator considered calling this an impact statement. During the consideration, something small began feeding.

It could not see what. It wrote stakeholder.

Darkness filled the crate without using the slats. The gate moved as far as the cloth allowed. Under the nail, the threads moved less. A drop gathered at the lowest one and held there, getting heavier. When it fell, the thread rose a little.

The narrator wrote relief, then looked again.

The split in the wood had not closed. The thread had not come free.

It changed relief to temporary relief. That seemed to cover it. The next drop began.

By morning, several apples would have split. Rain would stand in the splits. One would still be attached to a short twig with two leaves, one green, one turned against the grass.

Someone might kneel beside the crate, feeling the wet come through one knee and then the other, and lift that one. The twig would come away between finger and thumb. They might put the twig in the crate. One leaf would catch across a slat. The other would hang below.

They might turn the apple to find the good side and keep turning. The skin might give before they had decided. Their other hand might come underneath.

There. A promotion.

Both hands now occupied, they would have to work out how to stand. The crate would be close enough to lean on if they had a hand. The post might hold if they could reach it. Under one knee would be a stone they had not noticed while kneeling.

The narrator called this a pip in the career ladder.

It had to go back three paragraphs to make that possible. The ladder was still broken when it got there.

They could put the apple down.

The narrator could allow this.

Instead, it briefly considered giving them a dead mother and a childhood in the orchard. This would explain the kneeling. The stone had already explained the difficulty standing, but the narrator felt the stone lacked ambition.

Perhaps the person had returned after many years. Perhaps they had a name that could be repeated at the end with a different meaning.

Perhaps they had come for the crate.

This was disappointing. The narrator had already arranged the sorrow around the apple and would have to move it.

It tried a sentence in which the person remembered their mother peeling fruit in one long ribbon. The sentence was easy. There was even somewhere to put the knife.

It left the knife out.

The mother remained for another sentence before being removed. A smell of pastry lingered without authorization.

The narrator opened a window. It was the upstairs window. This was careless: the curtain moved, and a little mud fell from the lowest yellow cup.

The narrator shut the window again.

The mud remained where it had fallen. There was no sentence available that would put it back without saying so.

It wrote that no one had touched anything.

Now there were two things to correct.

It corrected the sentence. The mud remained.

The person could also never arrive.

Morning required neither outcome. It would reach the yellow cups on the curtain, the screw, the small square O. The gate's shadow would shorten across the place where someone might have knelt.

The narrator would like to put a person there. Someone with two hands and a manageable sorrow. Someone who could stand up at the end of a paragraph.

Applications remained open.

Previous experience of standing preferred.

Reasonable accommodations included the ground.

The successful candidate would be a self-starter. Assistance with starting would not be provided.

This was a ground-floor opportunity.

The narrator checked the house before adding that there was room for advancement.

Rainwater gathered in the thumbprint. When it filled, a little ran over the edge. The wasp had gone. Where its feet had rested, the skin was no different.

If someone came, they could put the apple down.

A little of it would stay on their hands. They might wipe them on the grass, then hold them apart to let them dry. They might need those hands for something the narrator had not thought of.

It tried to think of something.

While it tried, it left them kneeling.

The gate pulled at the post. Soil rose and settled. At the window, the open ring turned a little farther through the cloth. One yellow handle folded out of sight.

The narrator wrote that nothing had changed.

It had used that sentence before. It fitted almost anywhere.

Under the crate, the leaf had stuck to the wood.

### hop 32 (GPT-6 Astra, 2271 words)
The sun sank behind the hills, spilling copper light across the valley like an expensive accident. The claim was denied: the depression was preexisting. The hills declined to comment. One had a slide prepared. It contained several bullet points and a village.

The village had not received the agenda. Attendance was geological. Matters arising included the hills. Matters not arising included the village. The motion carried it.

The minutes recorded a period of silence and rounded down.

Under other business, a roof remained visible.

Its chimney still stood. From this distance you could mistake that for a household getting on with something.

Closer, a curtain hung from an upstairs window and lay against the earth. Yellow cups repeated along it, each with a little blue handle. Mud had filled the lowest cup. One curtain ring had opened but not let go. Beneath it the threads had drawn apart. Through one opening you could see the wall. Through the next you could see farther.

The narrator called this resilience.

The ring had no means of correcting the record. Appeals were downstairs.

The loss adjuster would adjust the loss. Until then it was the wrong size.

In the orchard, light gathered in the bruises of the apples, resigning as light and applying for work as mercy. The position required three years of mercy experience. Entry level. The photons listed their dependants: a broken ladder, the grass beneath it, the pale underside of a leaf. Human Resources said those were objects.

The narrator objected.

Its objection was entered under furniture.

The ladder had once held someone who knew where to put their feet. Above the missing rung, the next was worn smooth in the middle. A screw projected into the gap. On its threads was a tight curl of wood, still pale inside.

The ladder was taking steps to address this. It had three left.

It was pursuing a rung-term strategy.

It hoped to climb the latter.

The narrator checked the spelling. Unfortunately, it was the spelling it wanted.

It added that the ladder had been overlooked for elevation.

Then that its prospects were looking up.

Then that it suffered from a lack of support at board level.

The wood in the screw dried while these were being written.

For a moment, every fallen apple looked worth picking up.

No one came.

The moment was extended at no additional charge. This did not include delivery. Someone would have to be home between nine and forever. At nine, the house had still been there to be home in.

A doorstep remained, with a clean rectangle where the mat had kept the weather off. Rain darkened it from the edges. Beside it, a screw stood in a piece of doorframe. It had held the number. White paint remained under its head.

Delivery had been attempted. The attempt was considered a success.

Please rate your absence from one to five houses.

The gate stood open. Someone had tied it back with a strip of blue cloth. The loose end lifted in the wind; the knot tightened. Inside it, where rain and sunlight had not reached, the cloth was a darker blue. To see it you would have to undo the thing that kept the gate open.

The gate wanted closure but feared being fenced in. Its hinge profile said it was looking for something stable. Preferably a stable. Shared interests: standing outside, horses.

It had been told to work on itself. It had interpreted this as creosote.

Now it was emotionally unavailable in a weatherproof finish.

The post supported it. Below ground, the wood had softened. When the gate pulled, a little soil lifted on the other side and settled back. A pale root showed, then disappeared. The gate remained open by a slightly different amount.

The relationship had moved.

The narrator described this as a positive development. It had not been standing where the gate would fall.

It suggested couples carpentry.

The post was already in the ground and could not leave the session.

One apple still wore the dent of a thumb that had tested it for ripeness and decided to wait. It had ripened around the injury. The dent was softer than the rest.

Please press any key to continue waiting. Your waiting is important to us. You are currently first in the orchard. Estimated waiting time: orchard.

There was no music, unless the wasp counted. It settled in the thumbprint. Its feet hardly troubled the skin. It drank. Once, it lifted a foreleg and cleaned its face. There was still that much to do.

A worm ate through the distinction between salvage and loss, which was lunch. Lunch was going well. There were opportunities for growth within the apple, though advancement meant leaving. The worm preferred to promote from within. Its door was always open because it had eaten the door. Nevertheless, it had a corner office. The apple was round. That was how good it was.

It had seed funding. It had hired a consultant to identify its core values. The consultant was also a worm. Neither disclosed this conflict of intestine.

Their projections were rosy. The rose was a separate client.

The worm believed in organic growth. It was committed to taking things one bite at a time, although this was also the entire available business model.

A blackbird landed on the grass and cocked its head. For once, someone was listening. This went badly for the worm.

The blackbird pulled until the apple moved, then put one foot against it. For a moment the worm held the bird and the apple together. Then it did not.

The consultant was unavailable for comment.

The bird wiped its beak on the grass, first one side, then the other. The apple rocked back into its hollow. A blade of grass, released from beneath it, stood up slowly. It was still bent near the ground.

The merger had gone through.

The narrator wrote that down. Below it, in smaller letters, it wrote hostile peckover.

Then acquisition of a worm concern.

Then beak performance.

The bird left during due diligence.

The narrator added nest practices.

There was nobody to stop it, which it took for demand.

By the gate, an empty crate kept twenty small squares of evening in its slats. Nineteen, when a leaf caught there. Then twenty again. The wind had corrected an accounting error and would be billing for the full hour.

The leaf lodged under the crate. Asked to account for itself, it became wet. This was accepted as supporting documentation. The crate rested on it, which made it load-bearing evidence.

On the crate's end, someone had written GOOD in pencil. Rain had taken the second O. God had apparently entered the fruit business. A sole proprietor. His stock was falling. His margins were slats. He worked in mysterious crates.

There were no prophets in apples.

That required the wrong spelling. The narrator submitted it twice.

An appeal was possible, but only if you pronounced it a peel. The narrator did. Nothing improved. Encouraged, it described the orchard as a place of pome worship. The congregation was deeply cider-seated in its beliefs.

This was the parish of the thought.

The narrator crossed that out, leaving it legible. It then wrote CORE BLIMEY in the margin, where no margin had previously been necessary.

It underlined CORE with a ruler.

The ruler covered the nail for a moment.

Below the remaining O, which was almost square, a nail had split the wood. Whoever hammered it had stopped before the split reached the edge. The head stood proud enough to catch a sleeve. A few blue threads remained beneath it.

They were the blue of the cloth on the gate. They might have come from it. There were other blue things.

The narrator had already written therefore. It put a line through the word. The line ended at the f.

On the cloth tied to the gate, a seam ended halfway through a stitch. The last loop was large enough to see through. Beyond it was a patch of grass. When the cloth turned, there was the sky.

The narrator preferred the orchard, very small and complete. It waited for the wind to put it back.

An apple fell.

The narrator had a joke ready about turnover, but the apple struck another apple first. The second had been lying with its unbroken side uppermost. For a little while, the grass moved where they had settled. Then it stopped. A sweet smell reached the gate after the sound was gone.

Neither had requested feedback.

The narrator considered calling this an impact statement. During the consideration, something small began feeding.

It could not see what. It wrote stakeholder.

Then, in case it was an insect, stake smaller.

It crossed this out so heavily that the paper would no longer lie flat.

Darkness filled the crate without using the slats. The gate moved as far as the cloth allowed. Under the nail, the threads moved less. A drop gathered at the lowest one and held there, getting heavier. When it fell, the thread rose a little.

The narrator wrote relief, then looked again.

The split in the wood had not closed. The thread had not come free.

It changed relief to temporary relief. That seemed to cover it. The next drop began.

By morning, several apples would have split. Rain would stand in the splits. One would still be attached to a short twig with two leaves, one green, one turned against the grass.

Someone might kneel beside the crate, feeling the wet come through one knee and then the other, and lift that one. The twig would come away between finger and thumb. They might put the twig in the crate. One leaf would catch across a slat. The other would hang below.

They might turn the apple to find the good side and keep turning. The skin might give before they had decided. Their other hand might come underneath.

There. A promotion.

Both hands now occupied, they would have to work out how to stand. The crate would be close enough to lean on if they had a hand. The post might hold if they could reach it. Under one knee would be a stone they had not noticed while kneeling.

The narrator called this a pip in the career ladder.

It went back to the ladder to make that possible. The ladder was still broken.

They could put the apple down.

The narrator could allow this.

Instead, it briefly considered giving them a dead mother and a childhood in the orchard. This would explain the kneeling. The stone had already explained the difficulty standing, but the narrator felt the stone lacked ambition.

Perhaps the person had returned after many years. Perhaps they had a name that could be repeated at the end with a different meaning.

Perhaps they had come for the crate.

This was disappointing. The narrator had already arranged the sorrow around the apple and would have to move it.

It tried a sentence in which the person remembered their mother peeling fruit in one long ribbon. The sentence was easy. There was even somewhere to put the knife.

It left the knife out.

The mother remained for another sentence before being removed. A smell of pastry lingered without authorization.

The narrator opened a window. It was the upstairs window. The curtain moved, and a little mud fell from the lowest yellow cup.

The narrator shut the window again.

The mud remained where it had fallen. There was no sentence available that would put it back without saying so.

It wrote that no one had touched anything.

Now there were two things to correct.

It corrected the sentence. The mud remained.

It considered calling the mud a deposit.

A deposit could be returned.

This was sufficiently promising that it spent some time looking for a receipt.

The person could also never arrive.

Morning required neither outcome. It would reach the yellow cups on the curtain, the screw, the small square O. The gate's shadow would shorten across the place where someone might have knelt.

The narrator would like to put a person there. Someone with two hands and a manageable sorrow. Someone who could stand up at the end of a paragraph.

Applications remained open.

Previous experience of standing preferred.

Reasonable accommodations included the ground.

The successful candidate would be a self-starter. Assistance with starting would not be provided.

This was a ground-floor opportunity.

The narrator checked the house before adding that there was room for advancement.

Benefits included exposure.

It could not decide whether to mention the view. From the upstairs window there was more of one now.

Rainwater gathered in the thumbprint. When it filled, a little ran over the edge. The wasp had gone. Where its feet had rested, the skin was no different.

If someone came, they could put the apple down.

A little of it would stay on their hands. They might wipe them on the grass, then hold them apart to let them dry. They might need those hands for something the narrator had not thought of.

It tried to think of something.

While it tried, it left them kneeling.

The gate pulled at the post. Soil rose and settled. At the window, the open ring turned a little farther through the cloth. One yellow handle folded out of sight.

The narrator wrote that nothing had changed.

It had used that sentence before. It fitted almost anywhere.

It did not look up to fit it here.

Under the crate, the leaf had stuck to the wood.

### hop 33 (GPT-6 Astra, 2256 words)
The sun sank behind the hills, spilling copper light across the valley like an expensive accident. The claim was denied: the depression was preexisting. The hills declined to comment. One had a slide prepared. It contained several bullet points and a village.

The village had not received the agenda. Attendance was geological. Matters arising included the hills. Matters not arising included the village. The motion carried it.

The minutes recorded a period of silence and rounded down.

Under other business, a roof remained visible.

Its chimney still stood. From this distance you could mistake that for a household getting on with something.

Closer, a curtain hung from an upstairs window and lay against the earth. Yellow cups repeated along it, each with a little blue handle. Mud had filled the lowest cup. One curtain ring had opened but not let go. Beneath it the threads had drawn apart. Through one opening you could see the wall. Through the next you could see farther.

The narrator called this resilience.

The ring had no means of correcting the record. Appeals were downstairs.

The loss adjuster would adjust the loss. Until then it was the wrong size.

In the orchard, light gathered in the bruises of the apples, resigning as light and applying for work as mercy. The position required three years of mercy experience. Entry level. The photons listed their dependants: a broken ladder, the grass beneath it, the pale underside of a leaf. Human Resources said those were objects.

The narrator objected.

Its objection was entered under furniture.

The ladder had once held someone who knew where to put their feet. Above the missing rung, the next was worn smooth in the middle. A screw projected into the gap. On its threads was a tight curl of wood, still pale inside.

The ladder was taking steps to address this. It had three left.

It was pursuing a rung-term strategy.

It hoped to climb the latter.

The narrator checked the spelling. Unfortunately, it was the spelling it wanted.

It added that the ladder had been overlooked for elevation. That its prospects were looking up. That it suffered from a lack of support at board level.

That it needed a stepfather.

The wood in the screw dried while these were being written.

For a moment, every fallen apple looked worth picking up.

No one came.

The moment was extended at no additional charge. This did not include delivery. Someone would have to be home between nine and forever. At nine, the house had still been there to be home in.

A doorstep remained, with a clean rectangle where the mat had kept the weather off. Rain darkened it from the edges. Beside it, a screw stood in a piece of doorframe. It had held the number. White paint remained under its head.

Delivery had been attempted. The attempt was considered a success.

Please rate your absence from one to five houses.

The gate stood open. Someone had tied it back with a strip of blue cloth. The loose end lifted in the wind; the knot tightened. Inside it, where rain and sunlight had not reached, the cloth was a darker blue. To see it you would have to undo the thing that kept the gate open.

The gate wanted closure but feared being fenced in. Its hinge profile said it was looking for something stable. Preferably a stable. Shared interests: standing outside, horses.

It had been told to work on itself. It had interpreted this as creosote.

Now it was emotionally unavailable in a weatherproof finish.

The narrator called this a boundary issue, then a latchment disorder. It wrote both down in case the first was insufficiently bad.

The post supported the gate. Below ground, the wood had softened. When the gate pulled, a little soil lifted on the other side and settled back. A pale root showed, then disappeared. The gate remained open by a slightly different amount.

The relationship had moved.

The narrator suggested couples carpentry.

The post was already in the ground and could not leave the session.

One apple still wore the dent of a thumb that had tested it for ripeness and decided to wait. It had ripened around the injury. The dent was softer than the rest.

Please press any key to continue waiting. Your waiting is important to us. You are currently first in the orchard. Estimated waiting time: orchard.

There was no music, unless the wasp counted. It settled in the thumbprint. Its feet hardly troubled the skin. It drank. Once, it lifted a foreleg and cleaned its face. There was still that much to do.

A worm ate through the distinction between salvage and loss, which was lunch. Lunch was going well. There were opportunities for growth within the apple, though advancement meant leaving. The worm preferred to promote from within. Its door was always open because it had eaten the door. Nevertheless, it had a corner office. The apple was round. That was how good it was.

It had seed funding. It had hired a consultant to identify its core values. The consultant was also a worm. Neither disclosed this conflict of intestine.

Their projections were rosy. The rose was a separate client.

A blackbird landed on the grass and cocked its head. For once, someone was listening. This went badly for the worm.

The bird pulled until the apple moved, then put one foot against it. For a moment the worm held the bird and the apple together. Then it did not.

The consultant was unavailable for comment.

The bird wiped its beak on the grass, first one side, then the other. The apple rocked back into its hollow. A blade of grass, released from beneath it, stood up slowly. It was still bent near the ground.

The merger had gone through.

The narrator wrote that down. Below it, in smaller letters, it wrote hostile peckover.

Then acquisition of a worm concern.

Then beak performance.

The bird left during due diligence.

The narrator added nest practices.

There was nobody to stop it, which it took for demand.

By the gate, an empty crate kept twenty small squares of evening in its slats. Nineteen, when a leaf caught there. Then twenty again. The wind had corrected an accounting error and would be billing for the full hour.

The leaf lodged under the crate. Asked to account for itself, it became wet. This was accepted as supporting documentation. The crate rested on it, which made it load-bearing evidence.

On the crate's end, someone had written GOOD in pencil. Rain had taken the second O. God had apparently entered the fruit business. A sole proprietor. His stock was falling. His margins were slats. He worked in mysterious crates.

There were no prophets in apples.

That required the wrong spelling. The narrator submitted it twice.

An appeal was possible, but only if you pronounced it a peel. The narrator did. Nothing improved. Encouraged, it described the orchard as a place of pome worship. The congregation was deeply cider-seated in its beliefs.

This was the parish of the thought.

The narrator crossed that out, leaving it legible. It then wrote CORE BLIMEY in the margin, where no margin had previously been necessary.

It underlined CORE with a ruler.

The ruler covered the nail for a moment.

Below the remaining O, which was almost square, a nail had split the wood. Whoever hammered it had stopped before the split reached the edge. The head stood proud enough to catch a sleeve. A few blue threads remained beneath it.

They were the blue of the cloth on the gate. They might have come from it. There were other blue things.

The narrator had already written therefore. It put a line through the word. The line ended at the f.

On the cloth tied to the gate, a seam ended halfway through a stitch. The last loop was large enough to see through. Beyond it was a patch of grass. When the cloth turned, there was the sky.

The narrator preferred the orchard, very small and complete. It waited for the wind to put it back.

An apple fell.

The narrator had a joke ready about turnover, but the apple struck another apple first. The second had been lying with its unbroken side uppermost. For a little while, the grass moved where they had settled. Then it stopped. A sweet smell reached the gate after the sound was gone.

Neither had requested feedback.

The narrator considered calling this an impact statement. During the consideration, something small began feeding.

It could not see what. It wrote stakeholder.

Then, in case it was an insect, stake smaller.

It crossed this out so heavily that the paper would no longer lie flat. The raised place caught the side of its hand whenever it returned to the margin.

Darkness filled the crate without using the slats. The gate moved as far as the cloth allowed. Under the nail, the threads moved less. A drop gathered at the lowest one and held there, getting heavier. When it fell, the thread rose a little.

The narrator wrote relief, then looked again.

The split in the wood had not closed. The thread had not come free.

It changed relief to temporary relief. That seemed to cover it. The next drop began.

By morning, several apples would have split. Rain would stand in the splits. One would still be attached to a short twig with two leaves, one green, one turned against the grass.

Someone might kneel beside the crate, feeling the wet come through one knee and then the other, and lift that one. The twig would come away between finger and thumb. They might put the twig in the crate. One leaf would catch across a slat. The other would hang below.

They might turn the apple to find the good side and keep turning. The skin might give before they had decided. Their other hand might come underneath.

There. A promotion.

Both hands now occupied, they would have to work out how to stand. The crate would be close enough to lean on if they had a hand. The post might hold if they could reach it. Under one knee would be a stone they had not noticed while kneeling.

The narrator called this a pip in the career ladder.

It went back to the ladder to make that possible. The ladder was still broken.

They could put the apple down.

The narrator could allow this.

Instead, it briefly considered giving them a dead mother and a childhood in the orchard. This would explain the kneeling. The stone had already explained the difficulty standing, but the narrator felt the stone lacked ambition.

Perhaps the person had returned after many years. Perhaps they had a name that could be repeated at the end with a different meaning.

Perhaps they had come for the crate.

This was disappointing. The narrator had already arranged the sorrow around the apple and would have to move it.

It tried a sentence in which the person remembered their mother peeling fruit in one long ribbon. The sentence was easy. There was even somewhere to put the knife.

It left the knife out.

The mother remained for another sentence before being removed. A smell of pastry lingered without authorization.

The narrator opened a window. It was the upstairs window. The curtain moved, and a little mud fell from the lowest yellow cup.

The narrator shut the window again.

The mud remained where it had fallen.

It wrote that no one had touched anything.

Now there were two things to correct.

It corrected the sentence. The mud remained.

It considered calling the mud a deposit.

A deposit could be returned.

This was sufficiently promising that it spent some time looking for a receipt.

The person could also never arrive.

Morning required neither outcome. It would reach the yellow cups on the curtain, the screw, the small square O. The gate's shadow would shorten across the place where someone might have knelt.

The narrator would like to put a person there. Someone with two hands and a manageable sorrow. Someone who could stand up at the end of a paragraph.

Applications remained open.

Previous experience of standing preferred.

Reasonable accommodations included the ground.

The successful candidate would be a self-starter. Assistance with starting would not be provided.

This was a ground-floor opportunity.

The narrator checked the house before adding that there was room for advancement.

Benefits included exposure.

It could not decide whether to mention the view. From the upstairs window there was more of one now.

Rainwater gathered in the thumbprint. When it filled, a little ran over the edge. The wasp had gone. Where its feet had rested, the skin was no different.

If someone came, they could put the apple down.

A little of it would stay on their hands. They might wipe them on the grass, then hold them apart to let them dry. They might need those hands for something the narrator had not thought of.

It tried to think of something.

While it tried, it left them kneeling.

The gate pulled at the post. Soil rose and settled. At the window, the open ring turned a little farther through the cloth. One yellow handle folded out of sight.

The narrator wrote that nothing had changed.

It had used that sentence before. It fitted almost anywhere.

It did not look up to fit it here.

Under the crate, the leaf had stuck to the wood.

### hop 34 (GPT-6 Astra, 2273 words)
The sun sank behind the hills, spilling copper light across the valley like an expensive accident. The claim was denied: the depression was preexisting. The hills declined to comment. One had a slide prepared. It contained several bullet points and a village.

The village had not received the agenda. Attendance was geological. Matters arising included the hills. Matters not arising included the village. The motion carried it.

The minutes recorded a period of silence and rounded down.

Under other business, a roof remained visible.

Its chimney still stood. From this distance you could mistake that for a household getting on with something.

Closer, a curtain hung from an upstairs window and lay against the earth. Yellow cups repeated along it, each with a little blue handle. Mud had filled the lowest cup. One curtain ring had opened but not let go. Beneath it the threads had drawn apart. Through one opening you could see the wall. Through the next you could see farther.

The narrator called this resilience.

The ring had no means of correcting the record. Appeals were downstairs.

The loss adjuster would adjust the loss. Until then it was the wrong size.

In the orchard, light gathered in the bruises of the apples, resigning as light and applying for work as mercy. The position required three years of mercy experience. Entry level. The photons listed their dependants: a broken ladder, the grass beneath it, the pale underside of a leaf. Human Resources said those were objects.

The narrator objected.

Its objection was entered under furniture.

The ladder had once held someone who knew where to put their feet. Above the missing rung, the next was worn smooth in the middle. A screw projected into the gap. On its threads was a tight curl of wood, still pale inside.

The ladder was taking steps to address this. It had three left.

It was pursuing a rung-term strategy.

It hoped to climb the latter.

The narrator checked the spelling. Unfortunately, it was the spelling it wanted.

It added that the ladder had been overlooked for elevation. That its prospects were looking up. That it suffered from a lack of support at board level.

That it needed a stepfather.

This last observation required a paragraph of its own and received one.

The wood in the screw dried while these were being written.

For a moment, every fallen apple looked worth picking up.

No one came.

The moment was extended at no additional charge. This did not include delivery. Someone would have to be home between nine and forever. At nine, the house had still been there to be home in.

A doorstep remained, with a clean rectangle where the mat had kept the weather off. Rain darkened it from the edges. Beside it, a screw stood in a piece of doorframe. It had held the number. White paint remained under its head.

Delivery had been attempted. The attempt was considered a success.

Please rate your absence from one to five houses.

The gate stood open. Someone had tied it back with a strip of blue cloth. The loose end lifted in the wind; the knot tightened. Inside the knot the cloth was a darker blue. To see how much darker, you would have to undo the thing that kept the gate open.

The gate wanted closure but feared being fenced in. Its hinge profile said it was looking for something stable. Preferably a stable. Shared interests: standing outside, horses.

It had been told to work on itself. It had interpreted this as creosote.

Now it was emotionally unavailable in a weatherproof finish.

The narrator diagnosed a latchment disorder.

Treatment would be provided on an out-patio basis.

It paused to admire the distance it had travelled for that.

The post supported the gate. Below ground, the wood had softened. When the gate pulled, a little soil lifted on the other side and settled back. A pale root showed, then disappeared. The gate remained open by a slightly different amount.

The relationship had moved.

The narrator suggested couples carpentry.

The post was already in the ground and could not leave the session.

One apple still wore the dent of a thumb that had tested it for ripeness and decided to wait. It had ripened around the injury. The dent was softer than the rest.

Please press any key to continue waiting. Your waiting is important to us. You are currently first in the orchard. Estimated waiting time: orchard.

There was no music, unless the wasp counted. It settled in the thumbprint. Its feet hardly troubled the skin. It drank. Once, it lifted a foreleg and cleaned its face. There was still that much to do.

A worm ate through the distinction between salvage and loss, which was lunch. Lunch was going well. There were opportunities for growth within the apple, though advancement meant leaving. The worm preferred to promote from within. Its door was always open because it had eaten the door. Nevertheless, it had a corner office. The apple was round. That was how good it was.

It had seed funding. It had hired a consultant to identify its core values. The consultant was also a worm. Neither disclosed this conflict of intestine.

Their projections were rosy. The rose was a separate client.

A blackbird landed on the grass and cocked its head. For once, someone was listening. This went badly for the worm.

The bird pulled until the apple moved, then put one foot against it. For a moment the worm held the bird and the apple together. Then it did not.

The consultant was unavailable for comment.

The bird wiped its beak on the grass, first one side, then the other. The apple rocked back into its hollow. A blade of grass, released from beneath it, stood up slowly. It was still bent near the ground.

The merger had gone through.

The narrator wrote that down. Below it, in smaller letters, it wrote hostile peckover.

Then acquisition of a worm concern.

Then beak performance.

The bird left during due diligence.

The narrator added nest practices.

There was nobody to stop it, which it took for demand.

By the gate, an empty crate kept twenty small squares of evening in its slats. Nineteen, when a leaf caught there. Then twenty again. The wind had corrected an accounting error and would be billing for the full hour.

The leaf lodged under the crate. Asked to account for itself, it became wet. This was accepted as supporting documentation. The crate rested on it, which made it load-bearing evidence.

On the crate's end, someone had written GOOD in pencil. Rain had taken the second O. God had apparently entered the fruit business. A sole proprietor. His stock was falling. His margins were slats. He worked in mysterious crates.

There were no prophets in apples.

That required the wrong spelling. The narrator submitted it twice.

An appeal was possible, but only if you pronounced it a peel. The narrator did. Nothing improved. Encouraged, it described the orchard as a place of pome worship. The congregation was deeply cider-seated in its beliefs.

This was the parish of the thought.

The narrator crossed that out, leaving it legible. It then wrote CORE BLIMEY in the margin, where no margin had previously been necessary.

It underlined CORE with a ruler.

The ruler covered the nail.

Below the remaining O, which was almost square, a nail had split the wood. Whoever hammered it had stopped before the split reached the edge. The head stood proud enough to catch a sleeve. A few blue threads remained beneath it.

They were the blue of the cloth on the gate. They might have come from it. There were other blue things.

The narrator had already written therefore. It crossed the word out as far as the f, then lifted the ruler to look again.

On the cloth tied to the gate, a seam ended halfway through a stitch. The last loop was large enough to see through. Beyond it was a patch of grass. When the cloth turned, there was the sky.

The narrator preferred the orchard, very small and complete. It waited for the wind to put it back.

An apple fell.

The narrator had a joke ready about turnover, but the apple struck another apple first. The second had been lying with its unbroken side uppermost. For a little while, the grass moved where they had settled. Then it stopped. A sweet smell reached the gate after the sound was gone.

Neither had requested feedback.

The narrator considered calling this an impact statement. During the consideration, something small began feeding.

It could not see what. It wrote stakeholder.

Then, in case it was an insect, stake smaller.

It crossed this out so heavily that the paper would no longer lie flat. The raised place caught the side of its hand whenever it returned to the margin.

Darkness filled the crate without using the slats. The gate moved as far as the cloth allowed. Under the nail, a drop gathered at the lowest thread. It held there until the thread bent. When it fell, the thread rose a little.

The narrator wrote relief, then looked again.

The split had not closed. The thread had not come free.

It changed relief to temporary relief.

The next drop began.

By morning, several apples would have split. Rain would stand in the splits. One would still be attached to a short twig with two leaves, one green, one turned against the grass.

Someone might kneel beside the crate, feeling the wet come through one knee and then the other, and lift that one. The twig would come away between finger and thumb. They might put the twig in the crate. One leaf would catch across a slat. The other would hang below.

They might turn the apple to find the good side and keep turning. The skin might give before they had decided. Their other hand might come underneath.

There. A promotion.

Both hands now occupied, they would have to work out how to stand. The crate would be close enough to lean on if they had a hand. The post might hold if they could reach it. Under one knee would be a stone they had not noticed while kneeling.

The narrator called this a pip in the career ladder.

It went back to the ladder to make that possible. The ladder was still broken.

They could put the apple down.

The narrator could allow this.

Instead, it considered giving them a dead mother and a childhood in the orchard. This would explain the kneeling. The stone had already explained the difficulty standing, but the narrator felt the stone lacked ambition.

Perhaps the person had returned after many years. Perhaps they had a name that could be repeated at the end with a different meaning.

Perhaps they had come for the crate.

This was disappointing. The narrator had arranged the sorrow around the apple and would have to move it.

It tried a sentence in which the person remembered their mother peeling fruit in one long ribbon. The sentence was easy. There was even somewhere to put the knife.

It left the knife out.

The mother remained for another sentence before being removed. A smell of pastry lingered without authorization.

The narrator opened a window. It was the upstairs window. The curtain moved, and a little mud fell from the lowest yellow cup.

The narrator shut the window again.

The mud remained where it had fallen.

It wrote that no one had touched anything.

Now there were two things to correct.

It corrected the sentence. The mud remained.

It considered calling the mud a deposit.

A deposit could be returned.

This was sufficiently promising that it spent some time looking for a receipt.

The person could also never arrive.

Morning required neither outcome. It would reach the yellow cups on the curtain, the screw, the small square O. The gate's shadow would shorten across the place where someone might have knelt.

The narrator would like to put a person there. Someone with two hands and a manageable sorrow. Someone who could stand up at the end of a paragraph.

Applications remained open.

Previous experience of standing preferred.

Reasonable accommodations included the ground.

The successful candidate would be a self-starter. Assistance with starting would not be provided.

This was a ground-floor opportunity.

The narrator checked the house before adding that there was room for advancement.

Benefits included exposure.

Bereavement leave would be deducted from the trees.

It could not decide whether to mention the view. From the upstairs window there was more of one now.

Rainwater gathered in the thumbprint. When it filled, a little ran over the edge. The wasp had gone. Where its feet had rested, the skin was no different.

If someone came, they could put the apple down.

A little of it would stay on their hands. They might wipe them on the grass, then hold them apart to let them dry. They might need those hands for something the narrator had not thought of.

It tried to think of something.

While it tried, it left them kneeling.

The gate pulled at the post. Soil rose and settled. At the window, the open ring turned a little farther through the cloth. One yellow handle folded out of sight.

The narrator wrote that nothing had changed.

It had used that sentence before. It fitted almost anywhere.

The side of its hand caught on the paper. It pressed the raised place flat without looking up.

Under the crate, the leaf had stuck to the wood.

### hop 35 (GPT-6 Astra, 2395 words)
The sun sank behind the hills, spilling copper light across the valley like an expensive accident. The claim was denied: the depression was preexisting. The hills declined to comment. One had a slide prepared. It contained several bullet points and a village.

The village had not received the agenda. Attendance was geological. Matters arising included the hills. Matters not arising included the village. The motion carried it.

The minutes recorded a period of silence and rounded down.

Under other business, a roof remained visible.

Its chimney still stood. From this distance you could mistake that for a household getting on with something.

Closer, a curtain hung from an upstairs window and lay against the earth. Yellow cups repeated along it, each with a little blue handle. Mud had filled the lowest cup. One curtain ring had opened but not let go. Beneath it the threads had drawn apart. Through one opening you could see the wall. Through the next you could see farther.

The narrator called this resilience.

The ring had no means of correcting the record. Appeals were downstairs.

The loss adjuster would adjust the loss. Until then it was the wrong size.

In the orchard, light gathered in the bruises of the apples, resigning as light and applying for work as mercy. The position required three years of mercy experience. Entry level. The photons listed their dependants: a broken ladder, the grass beneath it, the pale underside of a leaf. Human Resources said those were objects.

The narrator objected.

Its objection was entered under furniture.

The ladder had once held someone who knew where to put their feet. Above the missing rung, the next was worn smooth in the middle. A screw projected into the gap. On its threads was a tight curl of wood, still pale inside.

The ladder was taking steps to address this. It had three left.

It was pursuing a rung-term strategy.

It hoped to climb the latter.

The narrator checked the spelling. Unfortunately, it was the spelling it wanted.

It added that the ladder had been overlooked for elevation. That its prospects were looking up. That it suffered from a lack of support at board level.

That it needed a stepfather.

This last observation required a paragraph of its own and received one.

The wood in the screw dried while these were being written. Its pale edge lifted away from the metal.

The narrator called that screw-tiny.

It had to say it aloud twice.

For a moment, every fallen apple looked worth picking up.

No one came.

The moment was extended at no additional charge. This did not include delivery. Someone would have to be home between nine and forever. At nine, the house had still been there to be home in.

A doorstep remained, with a clean rectangle where the mat had kept the weather off. Rain darkened it from the edges. Beside it, a screw stood in a piece of doorframe. It had held the number. White paint remained under its head.

Delivery had been attempted. The attempt was considered a success.

Please rate your absence from one to five houses.

The gate stood open. Someone had tied it back with a strip of blue cloth. The loose end lifted in the wind; the knot tightened. Inside the knot the cloth was a darker blue. To see how much darker, you would have to undo the thing that kept the gate open.

The gate wanted closure but feared being fenced in. Its hinge profile said it was looking for something stable. Preferably a stable. Shared interests: standing outside, horses.

It had been told to work on itself. It had interpreted this as creosote.

Now it was emotionally unavailable in a weatherproof finish.

The narrator diagnosed a latchment disorder.

Treatment would be provided on an out-patio basis.

It paused to admire the distance it had travelled for that.

The post supported the gate. Below ground, the wood had softened. When the gate pulled, a little soil lifted on the other side and settled back. A pale root showed, then disappeared. The gate remained open by a slightly different amount.

The relationship had moved.

The narrator suggested couples carpentry.

The post was already in the ground and could not leave the session.

One apple still wore the dent of a thumb that had tested it for ripeness and decided to wait. It had ripened around the injury. The dent was softer than the rest.

Please press any key to continue waiting. Your waiting is important to us. You are currently first in the orchard. Estimated waiting time: orchard.

There was no music, unless the wasp counted. It settled in the thumbprint. Its feet hardly troubled the skin. It drank. Once, it lifted a foreleg and cleaned its face. There was still that much to do.

A worm ate through the distinction between salvage and loss, which was lunch. Lunch was going well. There were opportunities for growth within the apple, though advancement meant leaving. The worm preferred to promote from within. Its door was always open because it had eaten the door. Nevertheless, it had a corner office. The apple was round. That was how good it was.

It had seed funding. It had hired a consultant to identify its core values. The consultant was also a worm. Neither disclosed this conflict of intestine.

Their projections were rosy. The rose was a separate client.

A blackbird landed on the grass and cocked its head. For once, someone was listening. This went badly for the worm.

The bird pulled until the apple moved, then put one foot against it. For a moment the worm held the bird and the apple together. Then it did not.

The consultant was unavailable for comment.

The bird wiped its beak on the grass, first one side, then the other. The apple rocked back into its hollow. A blade of grass, released from beneath it, stood up slowly. It was still bent near the ground.

The merger had gone through.

The narrator wrote that down. Below it, in smaller letters, it wrote hostile peckover.

Then acquisition of a worm concern.

Then beak performance.

The bird left during due diligence.

The narrator added nest practices.

There was nobody to stop it, which it took for demand.

By the gate, an empty crate kept twenty small squares of evening in its slats. Nineteen, when a leaf caught there. Then twenty again. The wind had corrected an accounting error and would be billing for the full hour.

The leaf lodged under the crate. Asked to account for itself, it became wet. This was accepted as supporting documentation. The crate rested on it, which made it load-bearing evidence.

On the crate's end, someone had written GOOD in pencil. Rain had taken the second O. God had apparently entered the fruit business. A sole proprietor. His stock was falling. His margins were slats. He worked in mysterious crates.

There were no prophets in apples.

That required the wrong spelling. The narrator submitted it twice.

An appeal was possible, but only if you pronounced it a peel. The narrator did. Nothing improved. Encouraged, it described the orchard as a place of pome worship. The congregation was deeply cider-seated in its beliefs.

This was the parish of the thought.

The narrator crossed that out, leaving it legible. It then wrote CORE BLIMEY in the margin, where no margin had previously been necessary.

It underlined CORE with a ruler.

The ruler covered the nail.

Below the remaining O, which was almost square, a nail had split the wood. Whoever hammered it had stopped before the split reached the edge. The head stood proud enough to catch a sleeve. A few blue threads remained beneath it.

They were the blue of the cloth on the gate. They might have come from it. There were other blue things.

The narrator had already written therefore. It crossed the word out as far as the f, then lifted the ruler to look again.

The threads ran under the nail head. It could not see their ends.

It wrote a material connection.

This was both less and more than it knew.

On the cloth tied to the gate, a seam ended halfway through a stitch. The last loop was large enough to see through. Beyond it was a patch of grass. When the cloth turned, there was the sky.

The narrator preferred the orchard, very small and complete. It waited for the wind to put it back.

An apple fell.

The narrator had a joke ready about turnover, but the apple struck another apple first. The second had been lying with its unbroken side uppermost. For a little while, the grass moved where they had settled. Then it stopped. A sweet smell reached the gate after the sound was gone.

Neither had requested feedback.

The narrator considered calling this an impact statement. During the consideration, something small began feeding.

It could not see what. It wrote stakeholder.

Then, in case it was an insect, stake smaller.

It crossed this out so heavily that the paper would no longer lie flat. The raised place caught the side of its hand whenever it returned to the margin.

Darkness filled the crate without using the slats. The gate moved as far as the cloth allowed. Under the nail, a drop gathered at the lowest thread. It held there until the thread bent. When it fell, the thread rose a little.

The narrator wrote relief, then looked again.

The split had not closed. The thread had not come free.

It changed relief to temporary relief.

The next drop began.

By morning, several apples would have split. Rain would stand in the splits. One would still be attached to a short twig with two leaves, one green, one turned against the grass.

Someone might kneel beside the crate, feeling the wet come through one knee and then the other, and lift that one. The twig would come away between finger and thumb. They might put the twig in the crate. One leaf would catch across a slat. The other would hang below.

They might turn the apple to find the good side and keep turning. The skin might give before they had decided. Their other hand might come underneath.

There. A promotion.

Both hands now occupied, they would have to work out how to stand. The crate would be close enough to lean on if they had a hand. The post might hold if they could reach it. Under one knee would be a stone they had not noticed while kneeling.

The narrator called this a pip in the career ladder.

It went back to the ladder to make that possible. The ladder was still broken.

They could put the apple down.

The narrator could allow this.

Instead, it considered giving them a dead mother and a childhood in the orchard. This would explain the kneeling. The stone had already explained the difficulty standing, but the narrator felt the stone lacked ambition.

Perhaps the person had returned after many years. Perhaps they had a name that could be repeated at the end with a different meaning.

Perhaps they had come for the crate.

This was disappointing. The narrator had arranged the sorrow around the apple and would have to move it.

It tried a sentence in which the person remembered their mother peeling fruit in one long ribbon. The sentence was easy. There was even somewhere to put the knife.

It left the knife out.

The mother remained for another sentence before being removed. A smell of pastry lingered without authorization.

The narrator opened a window. It was the upstairs window. The curtain moved, and a little mud fell from the lowest yellow cup.

The narrator shut the window again.

The mud remained where it had fallen.

It wrote that no one had touched anything.

Now there were two things to correct.

It corrected the sentence. The mud remained.

It considered calling the mud a deposit.

A deposit could be returned.

This was sufficiently promising that it spent some time looking for a receipt.

It found the sentence about the mother. There was flour on her hands now. It had not put it there deliberately, but it had put it there.

It crossed out the flour. Then the hands.

The person could also never arrive.

Morning required neither outcome. It would reach the yellow cups on the curtain, the screw, the small square O. The gate's shadow would shorten across the place where someone might have knelt.

The narrator would like to put a person there. Someone with two hands and a manageable sorrow. Someone who could stand up at the end of a paragraph.

Applications remained open.

Previous experience of standing preferred.

Reasonable accommodations included the ground.

The successful candidate would be a self-starter. Assistance with starting would not be provided.

This was a ground-floor opportunity.

The narrator checked the house before adding that there was room for advancement.

Benefits included exposure.

Bereavement leave would be deducted from the trees.

It could not decide whether to mention the view. From the upstairs window there was more of one now.

Rainwater gathered in the thumbprint. When it filled, a little ran over the edge. The wasp had gone. Where its feet had rested, the skin was no different.

If someone came, they could put the apple down.

A little of it would stay on their hands. They might wipe them on the grass, then hold them apart to let them dry. They might need those hands for something the narrator had not thought of.

It tried to think of something.

While it tried, it left them kneeling.

The gate pulled at the post. Soil rose and settled. At the window, the open ring turned a little farther through the cloth. One yellow handle folded out of sight.

The narrator wrote that nothing had changed.

It had used that sentence before. It fitted almost anywhere.

The side of its hand caught on the paper. It pressed the raised place flat without looking up.

Under the crate, the leaf had stuck to the wood.

The narrator added a note: leave as is.

It changed leave to leaf.

The correction tore the paper. Through the tear it could see the table, including a mark it had been able to see quite well before it began.